First failure!
Posted by Dan on December 22, 2008
Well, it took 13 movies to do it, but I finally got to a movie that I couldn’t bare to finish: The Nines. It’s fucking awful.
I only got about 45 minute in before I stood up, brushed my hands and claimed “that’s it, I’m done” And walked off.
I’d also nodded off a few times beforehand too – and I wasn’t even tired.
Essentially Ryan Reynolds plays a computer programmer who’s having some pyschosis and is playing out the lives of the people in his game.
It’s shit. Only recommend this movie to people you hate
Project 101 
Dee said
So, not so much a brain-melting, dazzling mystery as just brain-melting?
Dan said
The disappointing thing is that I could see what they were trying to get at, and in theory it’s not actually a bad premise, it was just really really fucking badly executed
Josh said
so, who hates you that recommended it homie?
hmmmm 🙂
Dan said
It was my own fiance! OH THE HUMANITY!
Josh said
I detect a pattern
Dan said
Well, she hated it too, but regardless, she’s definitely on her last warning
imnotcharming said
i didnt recommend it so much as ‘aquire’ it for us to watch. i thought it would be better than it was… really. i did.